BARMAN----can I pleez, pleez borrow a player this week for my SHARKS???

[Fishhead]

If you would like to make it a TWO player ONE WEEK long trade, I could go for that also.

This could help us both make the playoffs and we could really stick it to Hache and his Florida Fever franchise.

 

[Fishhead]

I have about 3 or 4 of your players in mind.......no more.

Thanks pal,
FH

 

[barman]

I'll only do it if you

a) promise to ignore my emails (your specialty) with the reverse trade request

b) promise to go babyface when the other league members call you out on the backside

c) promise to tell us all that "It was a joke..ANYONE CAN SEE THAT...", followed by numerous other posts where you vomit on your own lap

d) promise to leave no space in your station wagon for BILLSY when the hurricane hits TampaBay because you are so worried about your toaster oven and your blender fitting in the back next to all the old issues of Juggs magazine (home of the D-cups)

 

[Wrigley]

I need to borrow a running back for this week in league 5
@)

I guess next year we need a no trade back player rule once you trade a player only way you get that player back his through waiver wire player that trades him can never trade back for him. This way these schemes would end.

 

[Fishhead]

I'll only do it if you

a) promise to ignore my emails (your specialty) with the reverse trade request

b) promise to go babyface when the other league members call you out on the backside

c) promise to tell us all that "It was a joke..ANYONE CAN SEE THAT...", followed by numerous other posts where you vomit on your own lap

d) promise to leave no space in your station wagon for BILLSY when the hurricane hits TampaBay because you are so worried about your toaster oven and your blender fitting in the back next to all the old issues of Juggs magazine (home of the D-cups)

:lol:


Ok, forget it then.

 

[barman]

As I figured....

Letting go of those old-school titty mags from the 1980s would be like cutting out a part of your heart.